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is a sentence used by parents who can't be arsed to deal with the situation or don't want to take sides, even when there's clearly someone in the right and wrong
Brother 1: "He Broke my Xbox 360 mum!"
Mum: "Why did you do that?"
Brother 2: "Because!"
Mum: "My God your as bad as each other!"
Brother 1: "What the Fuck!"
Mum: "Go to your rooms!"
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A great alternative to boring sentences like "thanks, Captain Obvious" or "no shit, Sherlock."
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.
"holy shit guys i just realized that rage against the machine is advocating against capitalism"
"in other news, the sky is blue"
Pretty much, you hear what they say but you really dont care, and you usually forget pretty quickly.
Person A: Damn this math class is boring.
Person B: I know right! This all goes one ear out the other for me.
Keeping The Other Man Warm is a term to describe the acts of a female whom has been deemed a whore or prostitute.
Zach: Man, Rebecca was the love of my life forever...I can't believe she cheated on me with two guys !
Mike: Well, your not the first. Looks like she's just always Keeping The Other Man Warm when the times needed.
Zach: Damn.
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This phrase is used to respond when one person says something you disbelieve, and then another person comes in to support them. The point is that a lie doesn't become more true simply because another person (of similar sketchiness) tries to back it up.
A: No way man, I wasn't even there that day, you can even ask Jimmy, he'll tell you I wasn't there.
B: Jimmy? Oh, awesome, now Jimmy's backing up your story. Well, just goes to show, "one lies and the other swears to it."
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Popular in the south. "Truckin' off" is when 2 or more males get together and talk about the additions that they have added or plan on adding to their trucks.
They are extremely excited. It usually starts with a lone truck owner getting a new truck and then another truck owner comes along to "truck off" each other.
Person 1: "Larry and Bob always compare their trucks and talk about what they want to add and modify."
Person 2: "Yea, they love truckin' each other off"
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Those little things that your Significant Other does that cause you UNTOLD GRIEF & STRESS!!! These particular behaviors can NOT be changed. Ever. Period.
Significant Other Sabotage (SOS) is when they can't remember to lock the car doors when they park in the driveway at home. Their garage-door opener is in the car console. Your motorcycles, that you don't have theft insurance on, are in the garage.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
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