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Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.
"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"
Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.
“Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin”
A cocktail consisting of Mountain Dew and Iced Tea.
I blacked out last night and woke up with a little bit of poop on my dick after a night of pounding Adrenaline Palmers.
The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.
I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(
Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.
Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy
1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke
Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers
Leona has her own brand called Palmers. And copies Emma in her assigments. And loves Yoda.
I love the Leona Palmer brand!!!