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a guy who wants to be exclusive and have all teh perks of having a girlfriend, but who doesnt want any of the responsibility, like doesnt want to buy presents on birthdays or meet each others families or spend the week ends together. They are happy to be part time...
So it's you and your boyfriends one year, are you doing anythign special?
obviously not he's a part time boyfriend he can't be bothered.
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A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.
Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."
Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"
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Getting your period. prs dialing number 7
Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze
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A cool song by Blink 182 about the world.
They Rock!
Yo dude, have you heard blinks new song Anthem part II?
IT FUCKING ROCKS!
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A person who sleeps around on the weekend when intoxicated, to get intoxicated.
Scottys being a Part-time whore this weekend
a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship
vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)
tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.
vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.
"Bro she said mine is the same size as Lego Part 32557!" "Damn dude!"