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Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.
He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.
Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
A person who is clumsy, has no clue what they are doing and never changes.
Look at sausage pasta over there
The act of Cumming on Ravioli and dipping it in mushroom Sauce before feeding it to a cannibal
Someone: dude James Tried to Kill and eat me so i Fed him Pasta Canolli, Funniest shit i've ever seen
Someone 2 (Electric Bugaloo): Dude That was my dad
sara manera, an italian girl that has quite the attitude. she acts hella white and loves pizza and spaghetti. she’s got a bf named dylan and she loves to dick him down. he finna give her the carolina creampie 🤣
sara (pasta girl) manera is a ni🅱️🅱️a
This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.
Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.
American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”
British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”
When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.
I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time
a girls ass, but its made of a type of pasta, usually spaghetti.
"im gonna eat that ass!"
"ew dude, no."
"calm down bro, its just some pasta ass."