Pat Fazly

The act of banging a chick while she takes it anal from a unicorn horn (either real or figurine).

Oh man, you gave her the ole Pat Fazly!

Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

Pat Val

abbreviation of the name 'Patisserie Valerie'; a chain of cafés that operates in the UK.

We went to Pat Val for afternoon tea.

pat rice

Slowly tapping a girls vagina during casual conversation without her noticing.

I saw you pat rice that girl the other day. How did you get away with it?!

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pit pat

When you are having a small disagreement with a friend or loved one but you will eventually be on good terms.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Johnny and Samantha!?!?!
Person 2: Yeah, I think they will be okay they are just having a small pit pat.

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Frickin Pat

1. n. A person with uncontrollable bodily impulses, such as excessive blinking, farting, or belching.

2. n. An anime nerd

3. n. A dork, or a square.

4. v. A negative action of any sort.

1. "That guy is such a frickin pat"

4. "I just took the biggest frickin pat you ever seen."

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Good Pat

-Noun
The friendly pat on the back sometimes given during a hug.

My ol' chum George gave me a hug and I gave him the good pat during the process.

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