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Peyton

Peytons usually appear as normal upstanding citizens of society, but are often on the edge of internal emotional trauma and self inflicted financial doom. They are great listeners, however they are not to be trusted. The reason for this being not because they wish you ill-will, but because they simply make dense decisions.

I can't afford rent because I recently bought four-hundred dollars worth of ring pops. I feel like such a Peyton today.

by bigrastapasta69 March 17, 2023


Peyton

A really funny looking goofball who needs glasses cuz she blind, likes looking at feet and is 3ft tall

Holy Guacamole, there’s that goofy ass Peyton again

by goofypeyton October 12, 2022


peyton

A wonderful girl with a big group of close friends. She is loyal till the day she dies, and will always keep a promise. She’s stubborn as hell, and tried to act tough but she is secretly very sensitive, and struggles with a lot of things internally. She’s very intuitive, and can read her friends like a book. Peyton’s are usually afraid of the dark, and hate watching scary movies alone. Peyton’s are pretty athletic, despite their usually smaller stature, and love a good challenge. In school they do relatively well, but would do much better if they tried harder. However, they excel in art- and they love coming up with new colorful pieces.

We love Peyton’s!!!

by happyunicorn123456 November 19, 2020


peyton

peyton's are nice,loving,and the most caring person in the WORLD their super smart put wont deal with your lies she hates people who lie so DON'T

james :" wow peyton is hot"
caden: oh yes sir she is!

by fesanswered December 12, 2022


Peyton

A pretty, tall, thick, girl. She is nice and will love you, but if u break up with her it’s gonna be hell. She is slow asf but is really smart when it comes to certain things. They are very VERY loud, sometimes. Peyton’s are major introverts and don’t like to make new friends but when they make them they’ll be yo best friend. When you see a Peyton make them yo friend

Yo I need a Peyton!!

by Anonymous.lover December 27, 2019


Peyton

In most cases, you'll either find a football player or some liberal who screams "black lives matter". Alas, this Peyton is a woman who will make your heart melt when you lay your eyes upon her. She's a brunette, but insists she dyes her hair the same shade of dislike red as Rick Perry's "Strong" campaign ad from 2012. She is ever so nice, and she is never one to look horrible, no matter how many cup's of custard she may have from Rita's Italian Ice, or how many pairs of sweatpants she has. She never holds a grudge, and she always knows how to make you day better. Take her to Hoagiefest in Allentown PA and she's yours forever. Buy her an enormous amount food from the dollar store, she'll love you forever. All that food does seem nice, but what seals the deal is your hoodie. Give her your most valued hoodie, and she will love you to death. Peyton's are a rarity these days among these "Musical.ly" fuckgirls and townie whores. Peytons are strongwilled, but will ask for your help if she needs it. She will make you laugh to your heart's content. If you find someone like this, ask her if her name is Peyton, nine times out of eight, it is.

One time, Peyton and I had a deep discussion about my past in particular. I opened up about the emotional and mental abuse my ex-girlfriend put me through, and she kept my head up, despite her being almost a foot shorter than I am, and she said that she would never do that to me, and for once I believed her.

by HawkFrost48353 June 12, 2018


Peyton

Alternative word for a Python, especially a venomous one.

Look at that Peyton over there, it’s slithering over here.

by Soo.oo2 June 13, 2022