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Yet another word for the Penis
Got to go chap, I'm off to hit the missus with the breeding pole.
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A sign post, most of the time in New York City, that has an unusually high number of parking restriction signs on it so that any potential parkers must sit and read it thoroughly to determine whether it is legal to park there at that particular time. It is so named for the fact that it is relatively easy to miss a sign, and the officer who gives you a ticket can say "Gotcha!"
Man, I thought I was parked legally, but I must've missed reading one of the signs on that gotcha pole and now I just got a parking ticket.
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The location of a massive amount of cocaine and sex paid for by stolen money. Bernie Madoff financed a cocaine-fueled work environment and a "culture of sexual deviance.
Starting in '70s, Madoff sent employees to buy drugs for company use, suit alleges Madoff used money stolen from investors to pay for escorts and masseuses.
Bernie: Hey Larry here is $50,000 that I stole from a new investor.
Larry: What should i do with this?
Bernie: Order a kilo of that NY delivery service Cocaine and get a few escorts so we can make this the NORTH POLE.
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The only sport where it is ok to grab a pole, get on it and have the highest ride of you life...and have every one cheer and clap for you as you get off (the mat of course)
Yes, I am a true pole vaulter!
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a penis. scrodum rhymes with totem, like totem pole, that's why it's funny
yo ho, why don't you climb my scrodum pole!
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1. One who provides a liberal helping of human saliva. Typically this person is of the male sex, wrapping his lips and tongue around the genetalia of another male.
Vin Diesel is a polesmoker
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