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someone who is a teacher's pet but a police's pet
cody ratted on joe he is such a police lover
Kids that most likely aspire to be cops getting to basically role-play as cops with cops teaching them what to do. Many of the kids in these programs wear thin blue line merch.
The cops are in lunch lunch room recruiting for police explorers.
An Internet police that will arrest you for being edgy. Careful when you make something edgy.
Person 1: I make an epic edgy meme.
Person 2: Careful there, pal. The Edge Police will give you a ticket.
P1: IDGAF.
P2: Don't say I warned you after you're caught.
Look. I know there are crooked cops out there. There is always going to be bad cops out there, as there is with anything. I'm not denying African Americans are being shot, sometimes for no reason. As with anything, there is always going to be a bad thing to a good thing, that's just how it is and will always be. With that being said, you need to listen to the police. A large problem with society today and why a large majority of African Americans are being shot is because they are not listening to the police. The job of police is to protect and serve. If an officer tells you to do something, you do it. Doesn't matter the reason, you do as your told. Don't argue or disagree with them about doing nothing wrong because that will only cause for trouble. If it turns out they're in the wrong, sue them later. It bad enough they are provoked, don't add gas to the flame by doing something that causes them to react in a way where someone ends up injured or even dead. Just listen to the police for god sake!
Officer: Sir back up!
Person: Ok officer.
Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.
Person: Right away officer.
*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.
Person: Why not?
Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)
Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)
Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.
One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.
Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.
People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.
The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."
C: "That's not a joke!"
A: "Ok, Joke Police"
A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness
Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".
"Scoffed again by the word police"
A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.
The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.