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Zoom potato

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , Iโ€™ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

by Karen Thrift August 3, 2021


Potato hammock

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

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Holy Potato

The Holy Potato is made up of three minor potatoes. The Baked Potato, The Sweet Potato, and The Unchanged Potato. The Baked Potato is the being of willpower, The Sweet Potato is the master of wisdom, and The Unchanged Potato is the mind of knowledge. These three spirits combined make the Holy Potato, one organism that lives is the dimension between dimensions.

Do not take The Holy Potato's name in vain.

by GrateKeeper October 2, 2014


potato internet

Generally used to describe really horrible Internet service that either lags or disconnects. Potatoes are a rudimentary electricity source, as many of you should have learned in elementary school.

Tell John to fix his potato Internet.

by #1 Messi Fan March 8, 2014


Potato PC

Personal Computer that sucks at everything. Old model, takes 10 minute to boot and you will get a very low fps when you play using it.

Damn! I'm gonna throw this lFucking Potato PC and will buy a new one with latest hardware so I can play Witcher 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2 at 4k resolution.

by Amaris kulit October 11, 2019

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Potato Camera

A term used on YouTube to describe extremely low resolution videos.

This video was filmed with a potato camera.

God damnit I hate it when people upload videos shot by potato cameras.

by Bobmal February 19, 2012

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Die Potato

1. What is said before a guy attempts to stomp the life out of a potato.

2. Used to signify distaste for somthing

Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo!
Splat!

Man- Die Potato!

(Potato cocks gun)
Potato- Not today
Man- :O

Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo
Train kid- I like trains...
Man- wait, no no no no no!
Train from no where pulverized bodies of both man and potato

Phrase used to signify distaste

Guy 1- hey Josh, can you get the phone charger?
Josh- Die Potato! !

by joshusee February 18, 2015

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