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A reference to Heavy Rain. At the intro, pressing X will cause the main character to shout for his son, Jason.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm playing Heavy Rain.
Guy 2: Isn't that the Press X To Jason game?
Guy 1: Yes
Both at the same time: JAAAAAAAASON!
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"Look tuh press" probably means
"gET THE FUCK AWAY" or "fuck off"
If you don't know
maybe we can ask bari and garfield ryan OR WAIT NO nxmb, yeah, let's ask nxmb
"yuh badmind AND envy loOK TUH PRESS"
"aye lemme geh a dolla nah, LOOK TUH PRESS"
your man with me cause i could make roti
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The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.
That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!
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Fictitious precious material in the Star Trek universe, a very rare silver wrapped in gold.
They are graded according to quality, slip, strips, bars and bricks.
Morn DS9 stolen gold-pressed latinum and hid it one of his second stomachs after stripping off the gold. This caused him to become bald.
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When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.
Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob
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Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.
Could you see if Mike likes me? I don't want to put the full court press on him if he doesn't, because then I'll look like an idiot.
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When ecstasy is compressed into a smaller, flatter version. Same amount of MDMA, but it is compacted and more dense.
What kind are they?
Hard pressed mang.
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