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A highschool marching band from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. Two time Grand National Champions (2006, 2011).
One mind, one mission, one goal.
"Hey Zo, can I get your digits?"
"24601"
"You're as cold as Aqua!"
"You're living a Phantasy."
"You're more Rite than a Raptor... Destiny Leaves You No Choice."
The Pride of Broken Arrow.
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October is the national month for white people
I can't wait to celebrate white pride month
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A situation where you feel deeply proud of an action only to realise that the act, however magnificent or unique, cannot be shared with others without revealing something private and shameful.
He emerged from the public restroom feeling liberated and youthful. His mind often returned to the girthy behemoth that he'd left behind. He reflected with pride at how much of his product was above the waterline. His reverie was cut short by the realisation that despite his Herculean effort, this was far too shameful to share with his friends.
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
It is when a hot male orders his food via Uber eats picking up some Mc Donalds cause he doesn't want anyone to see him at an actual Mc Donalds. Or when a male orders Uber eats from up stairs and asks his little bro to go answer the door and bring it to him because he's too prideful to go get his own food himself.
yo yo I just say Hot Ken Barbie who owns a gym have Uber eats deliver Mc Donalds! He's got male order pride and he's a little foodie!
The month for people to celebrate Heterosexuality. Although, it can be enjoyed by LGBT people too.
I can’t wait! Straight Pride Month is here! I can fuck a lotta bitches!
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Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.
A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?
Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
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Therian Pride Day is on May 1st when all Therians go outside and be themself and wear leaves, paint paw prints on themselves, and do Quadrobics. Don't fear the hate when you can make the hate fear you on Therian Pride Day!
Hey! Did you know tomorrow is Therian Pride Day? Lets do Quadrobics together!
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