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Prostitute

Your mom

A prostitute is a person who gave birth to you

by Mr. Queso November 28, 2021


Intellectual Prostitute

One who sells use of their mind, similarly to how a prostitute sells use of their body.

"Do you have any prior experience working at a library or with children?"
"No, but I was an intellectual prostitute for a few years before I applied here."
"A what?"

by usedhumanhands December 9, 2024


prostitutable

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.

Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.

by joeydee April 13, 2014


State sponsored prostitute

A prostitute that is paid by a government to be a spy honey trap. They generally sleep with politically influential people to gain access and insight to classified information or insider knowledge, and could be a biological weapon of mass dickstruction spreading devastating STDs.

Fang Fang was a state sponsored prostitute from China.

by Dick bomb April 29, 2023


prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date

guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man

by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022


Prostituteing

Ur mom

Ur mom was prostituteing last night

by Jamieiscool April 11, 2022


Political Prostitute

A person who uses the political contributions of one person for the gains of his or her rivals.

She used the campaign contributions of Manny Villar and turned it against him, two weeks before the 2010 Presidential elections in Iloilo City, Philippines. She is a Political Prostitute.

by Comelec November 21, 2021