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Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 09, 2018


Secret Puerto Rican

A tan which hides someones dark complexion. Not unlike a reverse farmers tan.

Tim has a secret Puerto Rican

by Lance kilbert October 10, 2017


puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker April 29, 2018


Puerto Rican Briefcase

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.

"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019


Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.

Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!

by Commander Turkey January 30, 2011


Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Is Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Is Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Is Puerto Rican And Dominican

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025


Gay Puerto Rican

Adam Ramadan: He is a gay Puerto Rican who likes to see men kissing and touching meat to meat

HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion

curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight

and he can't spell or write properly

#!. OMG Jessica did you see That Gay Puerto Rican in the hallway after Gym he was taking a boy next to the locker and was trying to tickle their butthole

by BlackTroller November 02, 2021