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Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.
Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.
Adam Ramadan: He is a gay Puerto Rican who likes to see men kissing and touching meat to meat
HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion
curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight
and he can't spell or write properly
#!. OMG Jessica did you see That Gay Puerto Rican in the hallway after Gym he was taking a boy next to the locker and was trying to tickle their butthole
A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match
me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin
When a man ejaculates into hairy pubes, then consumes the goopy mixture
Mason enjoys a mouthful of Puerto Rican Slaw.
When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels
Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard
Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!