city punch

City punch is both a delicious and cheap alternative to any bevaerage that has an overabundance of sugar. The only two ingredients in city punch are sugar and water. A few drops of food coloring may even be added so that the appearance of actual kool-aid may be acheived. The recipe of city punch was revealed to many ignorant and rich white viewers by Pretty Ricky on the television show Cribs. These viewers have likely and will likely never indulge in the the poor mans sugar drink.

Wayne: Goddam it's hot, and we all out of kool-aid mix.
Carter: Just make some of that city punch.
Wayne: I ain't had city punch since I moved out the projects.

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cock punch

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"

Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.

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punch in the face

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.

Rick was being a wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.

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Air Punch

The act of throwing a punch in the air intended for someone or something, but without the physical contact. Usually done in an act of frustration and anger caused by the person or object used.

The stupid TV keeps shutting off. (An air punch is thrown toward the television.)

A quarrel in a type of relationship--the person air punches the other behind his/her back. The abusee feels the movement of air and can feel threatened, which leads to domestic violence.

A woman who suffers from PMS may show frustration through air punching.

Control air punching so that one doesn’t end up in an asylum or hospitalized.

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Newfie punch

The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.

"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"

"Sure thing!"

*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it

Beg Punch

When you punch a girl in the lower abdomen while she is on her period.

Rhianna was being particularly bitchy during her time of the month, so Chris Brown gave her a Beg Punch to shut her up.

Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.

Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?