Diaper Queer

An arrogant asshole (usually a male), who on the outside acts like a hardcore badass and changes their personality nonstop just to try to be cool. But really, they do this because they wear diapers to bed, so they try to redeem themselves by being a queer to everyone

Kyle: "Why does that kid keep being such a jerk?"

Ryan: "I dont know Kyle, but i heard he wets himself."

Kyle: "Oh... then he is diaper queer."

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frustrated queer

someone who when drunk believes they are a gay lizard.

typically frustrated.... and queer

whose that frustrated queer?
oh thats just...tim rogers

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Near Queer

Someone who is essentially bi, but closer to being gay than straight.
A gay who is stuck in denial and passes themselves off as being bi when really they just haven't made the full conversion to being gay.

Anslie: Hey, how's my favorite near queers today?

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queer eyed

a gay person who does not admit they are gay

Mr. Brown looks so queer eyed.

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Queer Puff

1. A homosexual that puffs on cock
2. Someone so gay that even queers make fun of him

1. Your dad is a queer puff.

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queer pressure

The term used satirically to show social pressure amongst queers to eachother. Queer pressure isn't directed towareds heterosexual cis-gendered people but rather limited to the queer community.

Person One: "Want to go the concert?"
Person Two: "I don't know...maybe...I mean..."
Person One: "Oh come on! You know you want to! Give into the queer pressure!"

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E-queers

Fellow co-workers that constantly talk only of everquest.

1. Edwin and the Motta boys have no life. They're a bunch of e-queers.
2. Charlie is on wife number 4 all because he's an e-queer.

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