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Sloreasaurus Rex

A a super slut plus a bottom feeding whore with little to no class. Aka a slore of the most epic proportions, and or the most used up bitch from school.

God damn that sloreasaurus rex nailed the whole varsity team!

by The Slore Dirty D October 24, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


homosaurus rex

This legendary beast is said to roam unseen in the populated halls of the fabled Piemessess. Few have beheld the sight of this creature and lived.

Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a horse no longer deserving to live.

Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for hair, the homosaurus rex has grown a thick death-black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has.

Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat.

Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.

'Civilians' of Piemessess: "BEWARE! The homosaurus rex lurks yonder!"
Edward: "Rawr."
Keat: "My ass hurts from all the shitkicking."

by Civilian of October 18, 2006

56๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


sharkasaurus rex

when a shark and a tyrannasaurus rex engage in intercourse and a child is produced.

shit kyle just got ate by that monstrous sharkasaurus rex!!!

by stonemartin2 January 17, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


rapeasaurus rex

A term used to describe the extent to which an individual or organization successfully dominates a situation.

Note: Can be used as an adverb or verb.

EX1.

Peter: How did you do on your exam?
Ali: I totally rapeasaurus rexed it!

EX2.

Dan: Did you hear about that hostile merger?
Bob: Yeah...dude totally, rapeasaurus rex!

by Myxomatosis is the new up November 11, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


penisaurous rex

a bulging bubbling penis longer than 8 inches or a dinosaur's erection.

"that collin has a penisaurous rex."

by peniswhore45 January 18, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rex Grossman

AKA Rex Gaysex. Rex Grossman is a horrible quarterback who makes throwing decisions based on what defensive player he thinks is the cutest. When he fumbles, it happens because he is too busy trying to finger olin kruetz asshole and forgets to take the football. Rex Grossman sucks, he takes nothing seriously... except gaysex.

"Rex Grossman is so bad, I can't believe he just made that throw!! My dead grandmother couldve punted the ball more accurately, what a gaysex dickloving queer!!"

by Kyle Orton February 5, 2007

38๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guineasaurus Rex

A guineasaurus rex is an off the boat italian american, or a guido. They usually have sex promiscuously with multiple partners in college. They enjoy saying things like "fucking skanks" and "Jaeger Bombs!" while pointing around the room.

Mike is a huge guineasaurus rex, no matter what you say.

by Cal Hacker March 3, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž