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A sexual encounter brought about by preparing and serving ramen to an individual in exchange for intercourse.
"Honey, I'm real hungry. Could you fix me some ramen?"
"I can, for a ramen romp."
"Fine, fine, just go fix me my ramen. And it better be good."
When you boil water, put it into a females vagina, then proceed to shove a block of ramen deeply inside of the female and let it cook, then put a goldfish in to swim in the ramen
Guy: wanna try a ramen fish?
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.
“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”
Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.
“Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”
“Yeah, that was prison ramen”
Raman
Age: 18
Fav color: Sapphire blue
Zodiac sign: AQUARIUSE
Height: 179 cm
Dick size: idk yet
A very nice guy, sometimes i think he is gay but it's okay :'), he likes to dance and to go out w/ boys ( holy moly), i rlly like him still tho cause he cares abt ppl and he is very helping and kind <3 sometimes i wish we lived together but fuck it ( kurdistan yk). E chdi? Thank u for being there for me when i needed. Such a cool guy bxude ( te amo <3)
Ramen aka raman
Heen: Ramannnnn
RAMAN: HAAAAAA
Heen: nothiiiing
Raman: alright ;)
the nickname Rami Malek fans gave to him as a joke because no one knows how to pronounce or spell it his name correctly.
friend: did any of your favorite actors get an oscar this year?
me: yEa oMg rAmEn mIlK gOt oNe hEs mY faVoRiTe aCtOr
He a bitch
Ramen Raymond an ugly ass motherfucker is racist