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A person who drives their car, truck or SUV, erratically through traffic at dangerous speeds in hopes to either; A. Reach a destination sooner than others or; B. Impress a 16 year old girl with half hazard vehicle control and lack of appreciation for any one's safety.
Hey look at that crappy little civic weaving through traffic, he almost clipped us!" " That kid is such a Cunt Rocket!
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1. A rocket powered by salami and blackpowder on the popular show Mythbusters.
2. A not-so-clever name for one's penis.
1. Dude, did you see Mythbusters? They launched a salami rocket!
2. I'd love to launch my salami rocket at her.
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When you pee in your lover's eye then shuve your feces up her butt
She was so freaky that she asked me for a Chinese rocket
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The fetish in when an individual has the urge to stick there penis in an electrical socket for pleaser
Dammit!!! The power is out! The only way I can socket rocket is to go to my grandmother's house who still had power
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a very toxic car soccer game
BananaPlayz: (Misses a shot)
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
BananaPlayz: Bitch u wot
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
BananaPlayz: STOP JUST BECAUSE I MISSED A GOAL DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WHAT A SAVE ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
BananaPlayz: (forfeit)
MaxPlayzForza: gg ez u suck lmao eat shit go uninstall Rocket League
BananaPlayz: (blocks and leaves)
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An enormous steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its fuel-filled base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, capable of tremendous thrust, propelled by a male from a launching pad atop his groin into its target inside a waiting female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, sending her into an orgasm of ecstasy generally known as "The Big O." In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect at the point of ejaculation in the male who propels it, at the moment he comes with indescribable satisfaction. Although it is called a "flesh rocket," the "flesh" portion of its name is a little misleading, because it is anything but soft, but rather as hard as rock.
As I thrust my flesh rocket into her, she screamed and began to yell, "YES! - YES!!- YES!!! YES!!!!! OH, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!"
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