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old ass, should have retired years ago singer who sounds like a cat that someone has set fire to.
Did I step on the cat?
No, Rod Stewart just came on TV.
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The penis of a tranvestite male that does not do a very good job at posing as a woman.
Damn that girl got a huge v-rod.
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Ass rod; n. -A curse that happens if you work in Wendy's for too long. In theory, the ass-rod starts off rubbery, growing slowly in your intestine, feeding off of discount Wendy's grease/food. As time goes on, the rod becomes longer, straighter, more rigid, until it starts poking out your asshole. Men are more likely to develop Ass Rod than Women. Ass Rod can take years to grow from pupa to rod.
Anyone suffering from Ass Rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real fucking twat towards you.
** From what I hear, it's very uncomfortable. **
'Is it true Domenic has a severe case of Ass Rod?' 'No, he's just a bitch.'
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1. a hot rod that has been pieced together by junkyard parts.
2. a sort of "sleeper" car in which the looks of the car are actually downgraded to give the car an old beat up look, when it is in fact a fast car.
1. that rad rod was a total rust bucket and looked like shit
2. jimmy tried to race a crappy old civic last night and got smoked, it musta been a rat rod.
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A phrase used to describe the penis of a bee gee
Man, that bloke is a total Gibb Rod
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"you put ur gammon rod in her last nite jon?"
"sur did - brilliant m8"
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n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in little ones; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ecstasy, and which may prove difficult to unload.
n.2 A person who has consumed so many cheeky ones as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.
1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’
2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'
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