rogers park

One of the few slums left on Chicago's otherwise nice North Side. Pedestrians here are often "gooned" (randomly beaten) while walking down the street, dilapidated tenements line the 'L' tracks and Morse Avenue is a notorious open-air drug market. In fact, Rogers Park is so hoodish that its criminal atmosphere seeps into south Evanston, immediately past Howard Street to the north.

Typical inhabitants include drug dealers, thugs, homeless people and annoying, pretentious hipsters who would rather listen to a gunshot lullaby every night than live in a nice neighborhood like Lincoln Park or Lakeview.

Humboldt Park and Uptown may be crappy North Side neighborhoods, but Rogers Park takes the cake.

Rogers Park is the Englewood of the North Side.

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Jolly Roger

A sexual encounter that involves an amputee, eye patch, feather, and exactly 15 crackers. The partner (gender neutral) receiving the penetration must be an amputee and must have exactly 15 crackers stuffed in their mouth at the time of ejaculation. The "Pitcher" must be wearing an eye patch and must have a feather to tickle the receiver with....thus the jolly part of the roger.

My good friend Dave was pitching the jolly roger to his girlfriend from the VA hospital last night.

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stinking roger

a stinking roger is another name for a big Poo.
could sometimes be used to describe a really rotten fart.

for eg "Aww, billy is that your stinking roger staring at me from the toilet bowl, why dont you flush?
Or

"Jenny can't come to the phone right now, she is just doing a stinking roger"

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Roger Moore

Sex act whereby the index and middle finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus and thrust with vigour. Aka - ‘two in the pink one in the stink’ or ‘the shocker’.

Guy 1: I gave my girlfriend a Roger Moore last night!

Guy 2: Did she enjoy it?
Guy 1: No.

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Roger Meshitta

An unfortunate named soul.

Job Tile: Clerk
Candidate: Roger Meshitta
Chances of success: Slim to none

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Jolly Roger

The act of putting a thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switching over and over.

"You gonna stand there doing the jolly roger or are you gonna come help me??

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White Rogers

refers to roy rogers restaurant and interior motif , roy rogers chicken, and the white customers

i can't be havin no white rogers chicken we gots to be goin to popeyes

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