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When an unwitting participant rolls down their window to converse while an accomplice waits in the wings.
While the window is down, said accomplish springs into action and leaps through the air passing the window. At the apex he/she lands a direct hit of flatulence delivered in the open window.
They have just delivered the "Royal Mail."
I was trying to get directions when that asshole delivered the Royal Mail.
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A phrase that you will only see if you have sworn on your life that you will never lose your virginity.
Commonly used by cancerous twelve year olds playing the game fortnite which is known to cause brain cancer
Andrew: guess what guys i just got a victory royale!
Josh: nobody fucking cares andrew!
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Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.
Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"
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A Canadian band which consists of brothers Remington Leith Kropp, Emerson Barrett Kropp and Sebastian Danzig Kropp, firstly named Kropp Circle. *View also "best band"*
Hey do you know Palaye Royale?
You mean the best band ever? Of cOuRsE!1!!!1!!
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A mainstream "hard rock" duo consisting of an indie vocalist/bassist that sounds like an pop singer and a decent drummer. Instrumentally a good band, but vocals and mainstream fans would put proper rock fans off listening to them.
Critic: "Vocalist makes the band shit and mainstream fans start to become obsessed by them. He has a very light voice that is associated with pop music and doesn't fit in to the background instrumentals. Due to popular obsession, they have potential to be big."
(Royal Blood)
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To empty the contents of a condom in to your partners mouth after having a posh wank.
gargle gargle, "oh god he just royal mouthwashed me"
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The piss of the Monarch.
See also: the royal we.
Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"
Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"
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