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A french slang which describes having a large posterior. In english it would be the same as the terms "J-Lo ass", "ghetto booty", or more commonly "fat ass"
"Regarder cette fille, elle a un cul-de-sac" (translates to 'Look at that girl, she has a fat ass')
"Je suis désolé pour vous dire que votre amie a un cul-de-sac (translates to 'I'm sorry to tell you that your girlfriend has a fat ass')
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in your business...nosey...
related to the phrase "get off my nuts"
man, he was all up on my sac about that shit.
A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.
"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".
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A butterscotch ball sac is the term used to describe when one man, not necessarily a homosexual, urinates upon another man's ball sac then begins suckling on it until the first man ejaculates dryly.
Hey man, I'll give you a butterscotch ball sac if you buy me lunch.
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A conversation cul de sac is the term used to describe the annoying and/or awkward situation that stupid people end up in when talking to a much smarter person. You can subsequently describe either the person or the situation as conversation a cul de sac.
Example 1
As a personal description
"Hey Dan, you meet Gemma the other night? She's is a total conversation cul de sac - every time you try and talk about current events, travel or something else interesting, she manages to make reference to E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."
OR as a situation description
"Hey Dan, I walked into a total conversation cul de sac talking to Gemma last night about the fucking E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."
Example 2
As a personal description
"Hey Jess, you talk to Roger last night? He's a total conversation cul de sac - he just can't seem to hold a conversation on anything other than basketball. For fuck's sake the season's not for three more months - he's so annoying!
OR as a situation description
"Hey Jess, I felt like I was watching a VHS that kept rewinding after 30s last night talking to Roger. It's like walking into a conversation cul de sac over and over again with that guy."
The WSEE occurs when you are shot with a taser in the ass whilst banging your Police Officer Neighbor's under aged daughter. The taser sends an electric current through your body, CNS, and to your brain. This effectively triggers a reflex response in your rectum. The electric current also acts as a stimulating/relaxing signal to your HN3/HL5 voluntary/involuntary muscle control nodes. The detrusor muscle is relaxed, forcing urination. While all of this cool shit is happening, you're having the most invigorating, most electrifying (seriously) sex you'll ever have. You pull a trice pack (Named for Kevin 'Trice Packen' Bredon) and simultaneously bust, shit and piss.
Ginger(1): Hey bro, have you seen our neighbor? She's fucking hot!
Ginger(2): yeah dude, was bangin her silly and her pig dad walked in and tases me. I shit, pissed and busted up in her vaghole all at the same time. It was like ice fishing.... fucking exhilarating. Man i pulled a West Sac Electric Eel on her. A ma'fuckin' WSEE
Ginger(1): Do you smell bacon?
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also known as taint
the flap of skin between a man's ball sack and his asshole.
She was a freaky bitch, she even licked my cul de sac
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