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The nickname for popular soft drink Diet Dr Pepper, due to the nurse-like appearance of the white, silver and red packaging.
Lojack: I'm craving a Dr Pepper but I don't want all those calories
Gogo: Girl, you need to make an appointment with Nurse Salt
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A caustic euphemism for the more commonly known whigger. Said to be congoid-like yet coated with a white layering. A common battle cry might be: "All causes not my own". A clear illustration of their disinterest in bearing forth sustainable culture.
Todd is such a salt-nigger. Does he really think we care about Tupac.
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A method of male masturbation. The hand movement of using the actual salt shaker but on your 8=====D.
Bill: "Hey Jeff, guess what I tried last night!"
Jeff: "I don't wanna know"
Bill: "of course you do! I used the salt shaker method to whack it! It was amazing!"
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When you are a loser virgin and can't get any vag, When you don't go out because you would rather sit in your bed and watch t.v., when you go home early (without anyone) because you're too drunk to do anything that adds to the table, When you go to red lobster and get lobster with extra butter but you wake up and you were actually just laying on your bed naked. When you take a girl all the way to her house and she doesn't let you have sex in her, when you try talking to someone but you realize they are just nodding and laughing at you because they hate you, or you play golf.
Dad: Hey wanna go out tonight and grab a few beers?
Brotein: Woah, a few beers? I only need one.
Dad: Oh yeah I forgot that you pound salt.
Tommy: Hey I woke up naked on my bed this morning with no girl...
Ricky Martin: Hah, yeah check this picture out of your lobster balls... You pound salt, wanna get a burrito?
Kevin: Hey Box, wanna put it in the air?
Jesse: Nah, I am a bitch
Kevin: Salty McSalt Pounder with a side of pounding salt
Jesse: Giggity
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A chemical that has become a very powerful drug. Also, found in the stomach of most zombies. Ever since the government created it to eradicate the homosexual community, it has caused nothing but media panic within the Country of the U.S.A. Much is not known of this drug, although it is known that the zombie apocalypse that has left millions dead has been caused from this drug.
Symptoms may include:
Pumpkin Raping.
Eating Penises.
Eating Bills vetoed by the 17th president Andrew Johnson.
On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.
"Hey, what would be a great way to eradicate life on earth as we know it?"
"Fuck man, i don't know. Like bath salt?"
"Haha your a dumbass man, no one can get fucked up by that!"
"Challenge excepted."
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When you wave your penis under the nose of your partner in order to wake them up for sex.
You come home to a sleeping wife after work. You take out your penis and wave it under her nose (like a medic would with smelling salts to awaken an unconcious victim) and the smell of your penis should ensue an abrupt awakening, triggering the sex hormone and lead you to a great time in the sack. Thus she has been given a sex salting
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1.Salt and Ice - A game practiced by middle school and high school students. Salt is poured on an area of the arm/or hand and then an ice cube is placed on top. This will create a burning sensation. After the ice cube melts or you've had enough pain there will be a white scar which will eventually turn red and be extremely painful.
The game is played until someone has had enough pain. Salt can be added more and more to make the game have a quick effect. Perfect for deciding who gets the last piece of pizza.
2.Salt on Ice - Used to melt ice off icy and snowy roads
Salt and Ice combined makes stuff colder too and can be used for making home made ice cream.
Erik and Jonathan played salt and ice to determine who got the last piece of pizza.
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