When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.
I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.
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A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
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A very muscular and sexy man. He loves oil and RolePlay. Never washes his clothes, and likes a different animal every day. He likes gorilla tag, dildos, and Croix.
Kistler can only dream of being a Simon Crine
Connor Simon is a pain in the arse and all of his friends would agree that he enjoys to be annoying
That Connor Simon rubbed me up the wrong way this morning
A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.
The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
Tio simon is the best gc on stan twitter with an iconic mascot.
omg have you already heard of the Tio simon gc?? they're truly iconic.