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A place in Québec populated by Tremblays.
Example : you're from Lac Saint-Jean? You must be a Tremblay; no shit your wife is a Tremblay, she's married to you- oh, you mean she WAS a Tremblay before she married you... oh god.
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This sex act is highly contagious. It involves seducing a nun with two men. Both of these will feed the nun with cheesy gordita crunches laced with laxatives. Afterwards, the two men will pour chili down the nun's ass and proceed to ass fuck her. Soon, she will not feel good as her stomach starts to ache and this is when you should prepare for eruption. The two men lay below the nun and the nun finally let's out the biggest, bloodiest shit, erupting onto the mens' face while proceeding to announce verses from the bible. This sex act reenacts the Mt St Helen eruption in 1980. This sex act is highly encouraged as you become closer to god and understand the full capability of a volcanic eruption.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe what sister Lisa let Dan and I do. She let us try a Mount Saint Helen on her.
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A sensational rock-based group from L.A
myspace.com/deathvalleysaints
Guy: "Hey Chuck Norris whats your favorite band?"
Chuck Norris:"There is only one band which produces a sound that I consider to be music, they are the Death Valley Saints"
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The act of getting sexually aroused at the mere thought of the victory against Loyola in 2009, (27-23) which will most likely never happen again. Ever since this infamous day, Saint Francis has not gotten over the fact that they performed this blessed victory; yet, it still took them over a quarter of a century to complete this feat.
Saint Francis Guy: We so good! We beat you in foooobaaa! You guys suuuuuck!
Loyola Scholar: Ah, yes you did defeat us. Why do you feel the need to bring up an event that happened years ago? Loyola destroys Saint Francis in basketball, soccer, and cross country. Loyola could also defeat Saint Francis in water polo and lacrosse, that is . . . if your school could actually afford to build facilities for those sports. Not to mention Loyola’s sterling academics which surpass your kindergarten IQ’s.
Saint Francis Guy: 27-23 all day!!!! Dietrich Riley!!!
Loyola Scholar: Dietrich Riley is an absolute and utter disgrace to UCLA football; Anthony Barr, on the other hand, actually gets playing time. Such a typical Saint Francis Boner rage . . .
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SMS is one of the top educators in the South. Not only are all the girls there classy and smart...they are also really fun and sweet. And although SMS girls are know for their preppy attire (Ralph Lauren, Vineyard Vines, Jack Rogers ect.) if you go there for one day you will realize that that is not what we are all about (most of the girls wear sweatpants and T Shirts every day) most of us are ginuenly nice and down to earth. And even though we are from an all girls school we are not desprate (we have no problem getting guys).
Guy 1: who is that classy, beutiful girl
Guy 2: oh she goes to Saint Mary's School
Guy 1: wow she is out of my league
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Guy 1: Yo you goin' to Fort Saint John this weekend?
Guy 2: You mean that place full of white trash and low life natives? Fuck no.
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Also known as PSG by the fans. Greatest football club in the world(real football where you actually use your feet).
Only (good)team of the French capital. They play at the "Parc des Princes" a beautiful stadium. L'OM is its main rival and Paris has fucked them in the last 3 years.
Winners of 2 european C2 cups, and various French Cups and Championships
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