dirty sanchez

latin: Clunis Concubitis Barba
After a man and woman engage in anal sex, the maile removes his still-erect member from his partner's rectum and rubs it along her upper lip, thus creating a sort of fecal mustachio supposedly reminiscent of a scraggly Mexican mustache, or bigote.

Women love being Dirty Sanchezed because of the power reversal and gender switch that comes from having a typically masculine mustache painted across their face with a penis

Source: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

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Clean Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez's lesser known brother.

Have you heard of a Clean Sanchez? No...thought so. I told you he was not well known.

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Daisy Sanchez

The sexual act where one of the partners is obese and during sexual intercourse her fat bounces up and down making a horrible noise, sounding like your rubbing seran wrap together.

Jeff brought home a girl who looked like she could pull a real good daisy sanchez.

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victoria sanchez

An evil backstabbing friend. Who will kill anyone who stands in her way. Tries her hardest to get whatever she wants. Does not consider the feelings of her friends. 100% attitude.

Me: Why is my boyfriend hanging out with that girl so much?
Friend: Because she's Victoria Sanchez! She will do anything to get what she wants.

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Jewish Sanchez

Its Pretty Much A Dirty Sanchez But You Make It Look Like They Have a Beard Like A Jew And Then Shit On Their Head To Make It Look Like Their Wearing A Yamaka.

"DUDE! Last Night Joey Gave Her A Jewish Sanchez!"

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dirty sanchez

pooping on someone when their sleeping

pooping on someone when their sleeping dirty sanchez

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filatio sanchez

A Filatio Sanchez is when you grow a thick moustache and you meet a girl with a hairy muff and you rub your moustache against her piss flaps and when she cums you make sure she cums in your mouth, swish around your mouth, and spit it back at her face preferably on her upperlip hence the name filatio sanchez.

Girl: You made my muff so tingly after that filatio sanchez last night.

Jamal: Bitch i told you to shut up now let me spit on you to complete the filatio sanchez ya dirty slut.

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