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Banging a hotty you have every intention of throwing back immediately.
I picked her up last night and took her home for some seal humping, then I hit the clubs after I dropped her off at her dorm.
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"way to break the seal" Ryan said to Henry, after Henry lost his virginity
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A way Eroldo Scotia scams the government by pretending to fix cracks in the asphault
we were crack sealing when all of a sudden Eroldo said, "oh booooy"
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A famous copypasta all over the Internet. It can be used as a troll reply to all insults, intentional or not.
Navy Seal Copypasta
Justin: "Stop being such a fag."
Zac: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
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A festival celebrated in Koudeiland which is a really fun way to experience Koudeilandic culture.
During the Fur Seal Festival, we climb onto an iceberg at night as the first major Aurora appears and we scream at each other and fight with icicles as swords and push everyone into the frozen waters. The last one standing is crowned Aurora King or Queen.
When you and your friends run a train on a girl and shes really fat and you dont want anyone to know so you give her a code name.
the wet seal had one hairy chin man i felt it
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Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.
person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...