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The first few weeks of the new year where old flames text, call or email wanting to see "how you've been....." They are sniffing you out to see if you would be open to another round of whatever you had in the past. Wise people will keep it moving and see it for what it is.
Friend 1: I just got 5 texts in 3 days from different guys I dated last year.....What is going on?
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....
October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
When you hear a little Masayoshi Soken magic on a Final Fantasy song and it gives you the good feelings
Example: Simon had to change his jeans after hearing that Soken Seasoning
The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.
“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”
“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”
an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.
customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.
March 21st - April 19th
When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.
“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”
Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.