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sleeping on the floor
hey you trying to let me hit that ..
nah...
well you got floor seats tonight.
hey.. i wanna spend the night with you..
you not sleepin in the bed with me.. you can have floor seats tho
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The phrase "seat save" is a phrase used by one who wishes to leave an occupied seat with the intention of returning to said seat. The rules of using the phrase are as follows-
1.) you must call "seat save" within 3 feet of the seat.
2.) you just designate the seat
3.) you cannot leave a saved seat for longer than 5 minutes
If these rules are not used, the seat is unsafe and may be taken.
Ted: Yo, I gotta get a drink.. Seat save!
Joe: better be back in 5 or it's mine son.
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Having a heavy to obese person sit on your face and produce flatulence accessing a turtle head while you scream upwards to make him/her get off.
Oh my god. That beotch gave me "The Rumble Seat" this morning without warning! The damn thing touched my forehead...
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Sitting in the center of the back seat of a public transport bus so that nobody else will be tempted to sit on either side of you.
Some kid in the back of the bus is back seating, lets just sit in the front.
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The seat on a bus on the very back row in the middle. Chances are if the bus brakes suddenly the person in the "Death Seat" will be thrown forwards and be propelled down the aisle.
Person 1 was sitting in the death seat when the bus driver slammed the brakes on. Person 1 was thrown forward onto their face in the aisle whilst person 2, 3 and 4 laughed hysterically.
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The space between two seats on a bench seat in an older car(i.e. t bucket) where only a small person will fit.(like little asian people, hince the japanise name)
Hey man, ether squeese in here between me and Nichol in the Miho seat or just walk.
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The middle seat in some cars. Between the driver and shotgun. Also see: bitch seat.
John was a poor bastard, being the last person picked up before the road trip. Therefore he was forced to ride in the middle seat.
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