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When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.
While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.
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When an individual at first glance is of a normal height/weight ratio but then on further inspection is actually a fat ass.
With men, this happens often with an ample chest cavity which hides a beer gut. This theory can also be applied to women.
The most difficult cases arise when the subject is very hot in the face therefore making their body less prominent but then only with another glance does their actual shape come to light.
"That guy I brought home last night looked so hot when he was dancing on the bar, but that well toned chest was hiding a whole world of secret-fat."
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secrets which girls share with one of their chest pressed against another(sometimes while changing clothes), the most private, and possibly life-destroying secrets, usually told in a locker room, or in a bathroom.
Jill told Rachel a Boobie-secret in the girl's locker room! Jacki told me it was about butt-zits!
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Something that you don’t understand or doesn’t make sense why it happens to you, but you also know that God could change the situation, because He can remove that obstacle, open that closed door, or remove that temptation or addiction.
Be it a situation in your health, your finances, or a relationship, when God doesn’t seem to be intervening to turn things around, know that His grace is sufficient for every one of your secret frustrations.
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When you are doing a girl from behind, you softly pull her hair back and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"
I was getting bored of Christina, so I figured the quickest way to end it was to share with her my dirty secret.
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where 2 people meet and get very deep very quickly. A small part of them is concerned regarding this as feeelings become possibly deeper than imagined or even defined. What is expereinced is unique and iniduidual. These 2people who are not dating, seing, buddying or benefiting are also very aware of external influences but eventually give in to the feelings that emerge.
Will is secret dating catherine, and she really likes him but are required to keep it secret so external influences arent nosey or due to the quickness of a fall from any previous relationships! However despite the strength of the external influences, love brings them together through destiny.
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One who dissapears or acts as if he/she is sly, or does sneaky things without peers knowing. Usaully when a person is a Secret Squirrel, that person acts scary as if someone is on to them or, knows whatever the secret might be. This word comes from an Hanna-Babera created cartoon, which tells about a detective/spy Squirrel who jumps around hiding and solving mysteries. My dad also likes to call my older sister and my mother a Secret Squirrel often when playing aorund with them.
Im tired of my friend jumping around like we dont know what shes doing, Secret Squirrels never learn.
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