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Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.
Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman
Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!
Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does
Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!
Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm
Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove
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A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.
Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
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A presidential babysitter with a gun and suit.
Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.
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Having sex with a girl the day (or night) you meet.
Yeah, I say you got a chance. You won't get same day service, but give it a shot and see where it goes.
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Agreeing to $800 for sex and then offering $30 after sex
The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning
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A purveyor of illicit substances (drug dealer).
Our customer service manager just brought in a cake and some ice cream
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The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.
Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No
Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...