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Someone who doesn’t want you to be happy
Your just a lamp shade
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When someone acts in a way that is considered abnormally crazy, insane, or severly inbalanced. Also, used to describe someone who is oblivious to their surrounding causing them to be rude, obnoxious, or just annoiying to you.
"She must be three shades of crazy if she thinks she's gonna cut in front of me."
"You know he's three shades of crazy."
"Honey, I have bad news, I went to the Doctor today and they diagnosed me as three shades of crazy."
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A book written by some author who clearly hasn't gotten any in a while. In the book, a naïve little bitch named Anastasia Steele, likes to have sex with Christian Grey, who likes to have lots of kinky, hot, dirty sex, and even though she doesn't really like it all that much, she decides to stay with him for a while. They have sex in the tub and in the bedroom and pretty much everywhere, the book is basically about two people having nasty, naughty sex. The sex scenes are boring however, because Ana talks like a little innocent Mary Sue virgin, who acts reluctant instead of moaning like a good girl and an obedient little whore. I don't know, one of my friends showed me some scenes in the book, and they were pretty boring.
Here's a typical sex scene from 50 shades of Grey:
Ana (thinking): He's so hot! I must have him, I wonder what he'll do
Chris: Okay bitch, come here.
Ana: Okay
Chris (whips ana with something).
Ana thinks: This is just the beginning, it'll be over, I should enjoy this but I don't
Chris: Yeah....Now suck my cock
Ana: Okay (thinks) is this the good part, I'm hoping I do a good job, I wouldn't want him to leave me. Yes, I think it's good, he seems pleased, his dick is still hard, so in health class, that means he's excited. I wonder what will happen next
Chris: Good girl, good girl
Ana: (thinks) Yes... once more.
The book would have been more exciting if it had went like this.
Ana (spread eagle): Alright Chris, do whatever you like. (Shakes ass)
Chris: (Takes belt and hits ana with it) How you like that, bitch.
Ana: Yeah, do it again! I love that, hit that ass, hit that pussy!
Chris: Suck my cock bitch!
Ana: Gladly, mmm, yummy cock.
Chris: Moans, good girl, suck harder
Ana: Yeahhhhh.
The book would have been more entertaining to read if the scenes had been written like this. I apologize if I made you get hard.
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Bad fanfiction written by a 14 year old girl based off of Twilight categorized as "Mommy Porn".
Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?
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An erotic book written by E.L James. It is basically a pornographic book for women, as we all know women dont really like pron so reading about it is better fot them.
My friends call it mommy porn because is literally what it is.
A girl called Anastia meets this successful man Christian grey and they have unbelievable sex and more sex and some more sex. There is a lot of bondage and BDSM on it so beware.
If you are a prude then this book is definately not for you, don't even bother opening it.
My guess is that when the writer was writing it she was feeling pretty horny at the time.
"Hey have you heard about that new book everyone is raving about"
"Which one"
"50 shades of grey"
"Oh, that my mum reads that"
"Holy Shit!, your mom reads mommy porn"
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The many many levels of crazy.
"I warn you..... go outside the day after Thanksgiving, and you will get caught up in at least Fifty Shades of Cray."
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Somebody so fine that it's hard for you to look at them. Someone that makes you get all stupid like Patrick Star when you see them.
Usually accompanied by babbling like a moron and drooling i.e Duhhhhhh....
Gary Dourdan is 900 shades of delicious.
Well ,if he/she's 900 shades of delicious with his/her clothes on ,imagine what they look like with them off.
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