plays violin, loves jeans, says weird things like hamMOCK and underpants
shannon, who tf wears jeans to brunch?!
That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.
Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.
somebody who will tell you they will arrive to your party but then ignore you right before it's supposed to start, then not respond to any of your messages for weeks
"hey, how did your party go?"
"great, except someone pulled a shannon!"
Random 1: "did you see that girl at sandbar with her tits out?"
Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"
Shannon- A women that is sunshine wrapped in skin, with 2 scoops of Beautiful
I WOULDNT MIND GETTING AHOLD OF A SHANNON TONIGHT. THAT WOULD CHANGE MY WORLD!
A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her
Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon