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Shannon

plays violin, loves jeans, says weird things like hamMOCK and underpants

shannon, who tf wears jeans to brunch?!

by ajsndcuebfsc February 2, 2019


Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 27, 2020


shannon

somebody who will tell you they will arrive to your party but then ignore you right before it's supposed to start, then not respond to any of your messages for weeks

"hey, how did your party go?"
"great, except someone pulled a shannon!"

by NumberOneBallbagLicker November 5, 2023


Shannon

Got her tits out at sandbar!

Random 1: "did you see that girl at sandbar with her tits out?"

Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"

by Quontothenextone November 23, 2021


Shannon

A person who creates a lot of drama

“She's such a Shannon”

by Shannon_08 November 29, 2023


Shannon

Shannon- A women that is sunshine wrapped in skin, with 2 scoops of Beautiful

I WOULDNT MIND GETTING AHOLD OF A SHANNON TONIGHT. THAT WOULD CHANGE MY WORLD!

by Yost with the most October 3, 2023


Shannon

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her

Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon

by Jackilin February 5, 2023