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William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.

Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.

by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022


Black Shawn

Black typically indicates the degree of belt rank obtained at the ninjutsu academy upon graduation from The Shaolin monastery under inspekta Dec of the WU TANG CLAN also known as Mr.StealYourGirl or the supreme pussy poppa not NLE Choppa call the doctor cause I'll droppa I kill spring dumb ass but I'm not opposed to killing everyone else not afraid to tell a nigga put a shirt on and go roll some more cigarettes all around dopest dude hands down

Man Black Shawn is fucking DOPE

by Black Stallion April 3, 2022


Shawn Decline

When somebody starts out performing a task really well, but as they continue they slowly start to do worse. Eventually they are just garbage at the task and everyone around them is mad at them.

I thought he would win by a mile, but then the Shawn decline kicked in.

by ALegitSource April 17, 2013


Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor

My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.

by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020


Shawn B

A guy from Council Bluffs, Iowa who thinks the Union Pacific Railroad is stalking him, even though he moved right next to a railroad crossing. He also claims his mailbox address is “right there on the fucking address”

Schizophrenia or drug use is likely.

Look at Shawn B, he is screaming at the innocent Union Pacific train crew again

by A person who exists April 29, 2024


tyler/shawn

tyler/shawn are the most perfect handsome guys you’ll ever meet. whoever has them is the most lucky person to ever live. they are so kinda and genuine and you could talk to them for hours on end. they make u feel safe and special. also, if your insecure or feel bad about smth, they will make u feel way better about it. they are also very athletic and really good at baseball. you’ll never lose feelings for a tyler/shawn. overall they are the most perfect human beings to ever walk this planet.

Me: Oh my god that Tyler/Shawn guy is amazing

Friend: Ikr! He’s perfect

Me: Shawn/Tyler makes me feel so safe

Friend: Yea, he’s the best

by heheheheheheheh:)) March 3, 2021


Shawn Christy

N. Hide and seek world champion

N. The ability to be caught on camera in a blurry photo, but never seen in person.

When Tyrone learned he had to pay child support he pulled a Shawn Christy!

by Madmontecarlo September 18, 2018