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A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.
My partner is a top-shelf cunt.
A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.
Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!
The Wrong Way To Say Elf On The SHelf
The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf
A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”
While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf
Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf
I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf