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To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.
I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.
Is when you eat so much food that you become lethargic and want to sleep (the after Christmas dinner feeling). This idea is driven from shrimp that swim up the water column to the surface and eat so much food it causes them to fall asleep and sink to the bottom.
I am shrimping so bad after all that food.
a very short man who gets no punany
Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.
a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.
last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut
Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity
Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it
When a group of people orient themselves in a circle, cross their left legs over their right leg and extend their left big toe to the person on their right for the person on their right to suck on their left big toe.
Hey guys do you want to do ecstasy and do a shrimp circle?