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It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.
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Person 1: Omg whos that kid?
Person 2: Oh, thats Cody Simpson.
Person 1: What does he do?
Person 2: What Justin Bieber does only with an accent.
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a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb.
"she cant spell dude!"
"who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"
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A stupid, dumb slut. Enough said.
Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die!
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she looks like a man for christ's sake. look at her manly butt chin. have you seen her without makeup? she'd make a cute gay male. im not even kidding. if you jack off to her, then you'd jack off to her, then you'd probaby jack off to a blown up cartoony doll.
i bet jessica simpson was born a man and had tons of surgery from it's rich parents.
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A lady I'd like to stick it to.
"I would like to recieve oral sex from that Jessica Simpson.
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Jessica Simpson is a woman who was graced at birth with beauty, talent, and a fun personality. She isn't well liked, because she has so much money, fame, looks, and a hot husband. She makes money off acting stupid (or maybe she is, we don't know) People seem to think she's bitchy even though they have never met her, and on tv she comes off very nice. The thing that pisses me off, is that fact that you all say that she's slutty even though she was very open about the fact that she was going to stay a virgin until marriage. She wears nice clothes that cover up most everything and just because she has big boobs doesn't mean she's a slut, it just means she is lucky. You little 12 year old CS players need to go pwn some n00bs because your imput is not needed here. Go try to find some morals...then see how idiotic calling jessica simpson a slut is...if you want a slut....go find britney
Jessica Simpson is married to Nick Lachey, they had their own MTV show called the Newlyweds in which they became rich and famous...her most favorite line is from the "chicken from the sea" episode
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