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A type of sexuality where one person being so deep in love or obsession can only be attracted to/aroused by a single person not even other men, or, for that matter, women. Not even porn can do it for them, unless his/ her lover is in the porn. If the lover changes gender, he/she will still be hot for them.
Sometimes it gets to the point where he/she becomes a Stalker with a Crush or something similar.
He has a single target sexuality. He a total yuna-sexual
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When an individual is lonely and decides to put needs aside and fuck a stripper for 200 dollars.
Yo boys I’m single and ready to ringel, let’s go hit the club.
February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".
Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*
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The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.
Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"
Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"
Plumber: "The what?"
Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*
Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"
...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...
Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"
Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
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A soft ground ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.
Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.
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otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)
"Happy Single Awareness Day."
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No one cared.
At all.
About anything.
At that moment.
Ever.
T: Does Urban Dictionary even have the meaning for "not a single fuck was given"?! I can't find it!
N: Not a single fuck was given to define it.
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