Well played, sir

A fancier alternative to 'owned' or 'pwned'.

Can also be used as a compliment for a particularly good comment or as an admit to defeat after being owned.

Tom: Goddammit, why is my drain clogged again?

Bob: Because I came in it.

Tom: ...well played, sir.

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Kind Sir

Code for a reach around; when you want to subtly let someone know your nefarious intentions.

Tanner: "Thank you for the ride home."
Artemis: "You're very welcome, kind sir."

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Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

Sir Vortigern of Rizzya

Great Lord Of The Kingdom of Rizzya. Great master of rizz techniques.

- Oh look! It's Sir Vortigern of Rizzya!

Sir Beef of Lame

A guy that believes he is a "Sir Beef of Loin" but is so socially inept and unaware of his untimely fashion sense and dated un-cool expressions he falls in the heightened Royal honors of Knighthood of Lamality.

“Did you hear what happened to Boyd?” “No, What?” “The linemen on the football team locked his jock to his pad lock on his football locker because he is so fucking lame” “Then they secretly put a sign on his helmet that said “Sir Beef of Lame” just before they ran out of the locker room at Homecoming”

Sir Spanks-a-lot

Chronic masterbator

That guy is a regular Sir Spanks-A-Lot.

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“You sir, are a fish”

-Arthur Morgan

“You sir, are a fish”-Arthur Morgan

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