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school of modern skills

Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life

wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool

by Ughh daddy September 6, 2021


Google my skills

Nazi terriorist that works for Isis

Google my skills you nazi

by Chux13 February 24, 2018


Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!

John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".

by anton at blue velvet March 31, 2014


Skills

Everybody has different skills and different weaknesses, so saying one person's skill is superor to another is wrong, even if it's a more difficult skill or one that took more time and work.

Sports and games aren't enjoyable when one person's skills are called superior to another, and really a judge disregards the efforts of both athletes by doing that (including the one that got the gold medal). Hopefully no athlete is in it to be better than others. Your skills take you where they take you, and that's it.

by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021


Skills

Something I don't have

I don't have any skills

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat July 25, 2020


skills

smth you learn in the mental hospital to distract yourself from shit or to destress or smth like for example smth really minty that makes you forget you ever wanted to self harm

my therapist: hey ----, you still using the skills you learned in the mental hospital
me: yeah i am they actually help

by Mars.yesliketheplanet December 11, 2022


Skills

Anything non grocery related in a store for example, stationary

I'm just going to look at the skills aisle

by Banter Girl February 2, 2020