Shobe Sliding

The act of sliding down a hill on shobe shoes to. Done in a spot where ice blocking would take place.

You get major KUDOS for what you did tonight. Your Shobe Sliding was awesome

master slide

Where you take your Master Card and slide it through your partners butt crack and lick the poop off it.

John: Hey Amy I got my Master Card today, do you want to master slide?
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card

slide tackle

Common terminology used by ex (or want to be) collegiate athletes describing the physical act of tenaciously pursuing a female prospect and successfully achieving the evening's mission of sexual relations.

Synonyms: leg sweep, take down, head lock, yard sale...

I'm going to a wedding this weekend and I'm hoping to slide tackle one of the bridesmaids.

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Mahogany Slide

PooP Shoot or the Ass Hole

I want to get Balls Deep in that Mandy Moore Bitchs Mahogany Slide and Mosby on her back!

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Super Slide

Approx. 50 foot high 100 foot wide slide that was a family amusement before they invented water slides. It was shaped like a wave with about three humps. You paid a small fee and slid down. 1960s fad the went under due to lack of interest and law suits.

Wanna go on the Super Slide?
Ok!
Here we go!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

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Kermit Slide

An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events

Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.

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