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When you are fucking a chick and she shits from the pressure...
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when you ejaculate all over a chick's nipple and make her best friend lick it off.
when i was banging these two chicks, i gave one a slippery nipple
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Bear Semen. The Most powerful and dangerous and unstable of all the Semens.
"This Slippery Pete makes cryptonite look like ginger beer."
"The only cure for cancer is Slippery Pete... unfortunately it creates a disease far worse and completely incurable."
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A good dancer. Often found at parties, clubs or gigs where music is blaring.
Have you seen Emily dance before? Man, she is a real slippery gypsy.
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When your scrotum is so moist and uncumfortable that your pants start to stick to your berries and your have to peel your pants away from your nuggets. Usually occuring at weddins, funerals, church,ect...
As tim sat under the hot sun at his cousins dogs funeral, he began to obtain a nasty case of slippery nuggets.
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You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell
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When the penis accidently enters the butthole instead of the vagina while engaging in intercourse. Often results in extreme anus ripping and loss of sexual feelings. Side effects include trouble walking, massive diarreah, and ripped anus.
Its not ever day that you get the slippery fish
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