The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.
Delightful😁
Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?
Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!
when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out
My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.
My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk