Alien Soap Opera

A unique sexual maneuver- one partner lays supine wearing 3-D glasses while another defacates down onto them from an elevated position- like a U.F.O!

"Jamahl treated Shawntelle to an Alien Soap Opera last night; with special guest Diarrhea paying a suprise visit!"

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don't drop the soap

you're going to jail
-when you drop the soap in jail and you bend down,
you get butt raped-

"please come give me a ride, i'm in the woods hiding from the cops!"

"screw you, we're not even friends, so don't drop the soap"

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Soap Dropping Hippie

A comical alternative for the word "homosexual".

Billy: That guy is pretty hot.

Sam: What are you? One of them soap dropping hippies? Is that what'cha are? Queer.

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don't drop the soap

Don't drop the soap is a phrase which means that in jail if you drop the soap you will have to bend over to get it and thats when a man named Miguel will rape you.

Don't drop the soap Miguel is waiting for newcomers like you

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soap fingers

a mix of butter fingers and slippery as soap... mused to describe someone always dropping stuff

heather just dropped her ruler again, shes such a soap fingers

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Soap opera pause

The ridiculous pause for dramatic affect after some ground breaking event happens during a soap opera. Most of the time it turns out to be nothing special, just a way to cut to the next storyline. This becomes increasingly annoying when people in the real world are using it. Like when they tell a story, especially when they are a bad storyteller.

" Oh boy. Mary has trapped another victim. She's telling that stupid story where the guy runs into her and she drops her milkshake. "

" I know! I've must have heard it 10 times already this week!"

"Yeah, but the worst part is the soap opera pause she always throws in when she reaches the part about the lid falling off right before her slipping. Like we are supposed to gasp in amazement. As if anything else could have happened and we should be surprised it went down that way. ARGH!"

Soap Opera Syndrome

The tendency to see one's life as being in a continual state of crisis, caused by watching half-hour daytime TV shows that are not morality tales as in Aesop's Fables, but rather a never-ending series of unresolved crises.

"Alice's Soap Opera Syndrome caused her to have a tendency to seek conflict rather than resolution to her interpersonal problems."