Random
Source Code
Random
n.
1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.
I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?
182👍 51👎
An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.
Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.
42👍 9👎
1-noun-the act of tieing a sock to someones doorknob, ringing the doorbell, and then either hiding in a bush nearby or running
2-verb-the execution of 1
Hahah, we operation socked Amanda and the sock is been on her doorknob for over a month!
11👍 1👎
A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.
Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.
11👍 1👎
When concrete slabs are dried onto someones feet. That person is then thrown into deep water. This act is usually done to people you don't regard as friends.
This is usually done by Italian mafia, hence the name, Italian socks.
He didn't pay my money back in time, so I ordered the boys to give him a pair of Italian socks. He's swimming with the fishes now.
11👍 1👎
The act of male masturbation by which a sock is placed over the erect penis and thusly stroked in various directions until orgasm has been achieved. The semen-filled sock is then tossed in the laundry thereby eliminating the need for messy cleanup of spilled sperms. This method is commonly employed by people who wish to decrease their dependence on tissues or other paper products in conjunction with masturbation.
Dude, I was sock boppin with the yellow-striped tube sock this afternoon when my mom busted into my room with the clean laundry!
11👍 1👎
When you're so rich, you can afford to wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.
Bill Gates is fresh socking it.
11👍 1👎