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Why did you even search this you sick bastard,
Horse sperm is well... horse sperm, there's not really anything much to it.
That really was a waste of time wasn't it? Why did you even... I don't understand why you would do that, I mean, at least you haven't looked on google images or anything... right?
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You: Hueheuheu lets search up horse sperm on the urban dictionary!
YourMumWhenSheLooksAtYourSearchHistory: Adoption.
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After pleasuring a lady, you take a wizz flushing out the residual sperm which has not entered/splatted on your lady friend.
And their pissed.
I took a pee in that cup u just drank and that salty taste is the Angry Sperm.
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A person, normally female, who engages in a lot of sexual intercourse, and is regarded as being a slut.
Also see cum bucket.
Oh man, she how big her opening was? She was a definite sperm bowser.
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When a guy doesn't wash off his dick after jizzing and then has a girl suck his dick w/the dry gooey sperm still on it.
Oh my god so I gave him head and he had major after sperm !!!! Its like hello wank daddy, its called soap! ( see wank daddy if that stupid)
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The phrase used to describe the testicles.
"She totally robbed my sperm purse"
"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"
"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"
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when your balls get crushed between your thighs
Person 1: Dude when we were playing football I tackled Steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich!
Person 2: I know! He was almost crying!
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The reason why the ocean is salty and you became pregnant after you went swimming
"Damn the ocean is salty!"
"That's just from whale sperm"
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