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A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.
I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.
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The pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits
Ooh, I need to clean up my bits before I go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.
When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.
Any species of spider that you find living in your tub.
Today, I went to take a shower and found a tub-spider.
The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.
"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."
A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.
Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?
The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...
The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!
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