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When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.
I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.
When the top of your beanie is shaped like a squid's head.
person 1: Hey your beanie's got a squid-top.
person 2: Oh, really?
Whenever you and your significant other are getting it on under the covers and then you feel that he/she is wet, get even more turned on.. then you realize she squirted and shit herself all over the bed. She squid farted.
I was getting really horny because I thought I was getting her really wet, but she actually squid farted under the covers.
When a woman's sucking a cock and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again
He had too much to drink last night so it was just a wiggly squid in my mouth
To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.
I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.
Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".
Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"
the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
the mods are fucking squid pisses