squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

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Squirrel Tap

This occurs when a man hits another man in the nuts.*

*See Doink

Chad was being a dick, so when the lights went out Brett gave him a squirrel tap.

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Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.

I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.

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Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.

She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.

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squirrel shot

Getting a glimpse of a woman's pubic hair.

While I was sitting in class, Mrs. MacDougal gave me a squirrel shot.

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Squirrel climb

The act of popping both balls in your mouth like a squirrel and continuing to jack the shaft faster than a rock wall climber.

Brooo, she squirrel climbed me last night... I might marry this bitch.

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Rave Squirrel

(n.) Any sexy lady who loves to dance whom frequents the rave scene. Usually referring to ladies who dance their faces off, fully equipped with LED's and provocative clothing, while letting the good times roll throughout the night into the early morning hours. It is a genuine term of endearment that Rave Ladies worldwide should aspire to be.

SO SHOUT IT LOUD - RAVE SQUIRREL TAKE OVER

(v.) Squirreling - The act of dancing around at a rave, crazy dance party, or music festival in a sexy manner. A lot of full body movement is involved. One can squirrel alone or with other rave squirrels.

1) Holy shit thats a lot of sexy Rave squirrels.
2) SQUIRREL!
3) That Rave Squirrel is definitely looking for some nuts
4) Lets keep squirreling around this party.
5) Dude Jen is such a rave squirrel. She loves to fucking party.

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